Aconselho a todos umas férias assim...
quarta-feira, 21 de julho de 2010
Há coisas fantásticas
Aconselho a todos umas férias assim...
domingo, 11 de julho de 2010
Boa acção do dia
sábado, 3 de julho de 2010
coisas parvas, mas algum sentido!!
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste
Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are FOREVER...
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
Friends: give you an umbrella when its raining
Best Friends: take your umbrella and yell RUN RETARD RUN!