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Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are FOREVER...

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

Friends: give you an umbrella when its raining

Best Friends: take your umbrella and yell RUN RETARD RUN!